FROM MR. AGYEI MENSAH OF GHANA MINERAL COMMISSION:
Funds transfer proposal.
NOTE: Before you proceed reading this mail,this is true and not one of those
mails you see on the internet,i am about to retire and here in Africa service is
not adequately rewarded i tell you the gospel truth,hence do not blame me on
this,i only need you to help me so that we can smile in future,GOD bless you as
you read.
I presume this mail will not be a surprise to you. I am an accountant in the
mineral commission department of Ministry of Mines and Energy Ghana and also a
member of contracts awarding committee of this ministry under Ghana government.
I got your full information from Chamber of Commerce and industry on foreign
business relations here in Accra-Ghana.And i beleived you must be trustworthy
and honest main looking at your profile.
Some years ago, Ghana government asked this committee to awards contracts to
foreign firms, which I and my colleagues happened to be the head of this
committee.. With our good position, this contract was over invoiced to the tune
of US$10,500,000:00 as a deal to be benefited by the two Members of this
committee. Now the contracts value has been paid off to the actual contractors
that executed these jobs, all we want now is a trusted foreign partner like you
that we shall front with her banking account number to Claim the over inflated
sum.
The said funds will be shared within us when it is confirmed into your provided
Account in your country by the paying Bank.
NOTE: I know there may be scams and junk mails flying here and there on the
internet but certainly, this is not one. Please do not fail to understand that
in spite of all that, opportunities of this kind still abound. If you have ever
wished or prayed for something good to come your way, now I urge you to take
this message seriously and with an open mind.
You could never know. This may be an answer to your prayers. So please give it a
benefit of doubt, and with good faith and trust join me and I am assuring you
now that you will never be disappointed. Kindly respond back to me to my email.
Regards,
Mr. A. Mensah.
My Response:
Dear Agyei Mensah,
As an Honest and Trustworthy Main, I have to say GOD certainly is looking out for the both of us. I have prayed for money and good things to come into my life via email. And I have prayed for someone named Agyei Mensah would send me the oppertunity. I think I may be your God, for the name did not exist until three years ago when i prayed that you would exist soley to send me monies. I prayed you into existance. Isn't that just AWESOME?!?!
So please, send me the money as soon as possible.
Name: Hotdog Malone
Occupation: Your God, and burger constructor at Chilly Willie's Buger Stand
Address: 10050 Cielo Drive, Benedict Canyon, Los Angeles 90210
Bank Account Number: KL55559081
Routing Number: HP23EHH000
Bank name: Fred's Saving and Loan
Here's hoping prayers are answered. And from now on, your name is Burgundy Wine.
-Hotdog
Monday, November 2, 2009
God's Punishment
More spam!
Dear Friend
Greetings in the name of God let my plea not sound strange to you dearest one my only attorney who has been helpful died lately to my utmost dismay. As a result of my lawyer's death I have for sometime prayed incessantly before through your country's guest book I got your email address and decided to crave your indulgence on my condition.
I am Mrs. Rose Smith a Christian from Britain, I am 58 years old, I am suffering from a long time cancer of the lungs, which has partially affected my brain, and from all indication my condition is really deteriorating. According to my doctors my health is very poor because of the cancer ailment. Dear one I was brought up as an orphan and was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child, my husband died in a fatal motor accident, before his death we were true Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of ten million dollars ($10,000,000.00) with the First Inland Bank.
At present, this money is still deposited in the bank. The management of the bank just wrote to me because of the money is not been serviced. The bank suggested to me to issue a letter of authorization to someone who can manage the money because of my ill health and also threatened that the money will be confisticated.
I have been hospitalized in a hospital here in Switzerland where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs and by the Grace of God I was fortunate to have my computer laptop hence I am writing from the sick bed I rarely talk and the doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see that this money is invested in any charitable organization of your choice preferably, the disabled persons, and the motherless babies’ home; fund Churches,mosque, orphanages and widows.
I took this decision; before I rest in peace and very hopeful that you as God fearing person will help me achieve this objective even if I am no more. As soon as I receive your reply I will issue you with a letter of authority as the new beneficiary of my fund. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
You are requested to send to me the following information to enable me use it to write a Letter of Authorization on your behalf to the bank so that they will release the money to you as my new next of kin.
NAME: __________SURNAME:__________________SEX: _____ AGE: ______MARITAL: _______________COUNTRY: CONTACT ADDRESS: ________________________PHONE NO#___________OCCUPATION:_______________
Send your reply to my private email address: mrsrosesmith333@london.ir
Waiting for your reply
Mrs. Rose Smith
My Response:
Dear Rose
God works in mysterious ways, does she not? As a True Christian myself, though, i have to ask:
What in God's Name did you do to deserve this misfortune?
You must have done something really bad to deserve such a shitty hand in life. What did you do? Kill kittens? Eat babies? You must have done something horrible, because if you were a true christians, you would not be suffering the way you are.
So, I will be glad to take the money off your hands, but I will burn it as soon as I get it, as it has been sullied by your sinful sinful ways. You whore.
Name: Jim Eweine Fake' (Fah-Key)
Surname: none
Sex: Not with whores like you
Age: Old enough to know better
Marital: Women are the vessels of disease and evil
Country: A little bit Rock and Roll
Contact Address: 10050 Cielo Drive, Benedict Canyon, Los Angeles 90210
Phone Number: (800) 555-2687
Occupation: Pediatrician
Hope this gets to you soon, as I need the money to fund cancer research to find out how to make MORE cancer.
Yours in Christ,
J.E.Fake'
Dear Friend
Greetings in the name of God let my plea not sound strange to you dearest one my only attorney who has been helpful died lately to my utmost dismay. As a result of my lawyer's death I have for sometime prayed incessantly before through your country's guest book I got your email address and decided to crave your indulgence on my condition.
I am Mrs. Rose Smith a Christian from Britain, I am 58 years old, I am suffering from a long time cancer of the lungs, which has partially affected my brain, and from all indication my condition is really deteriorating. According to my doctors my health is very poor because of the cancer ailment. Dear one I was brought up as an orphan and was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child, my husband died in a fatal motor accident, before his death we were true Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of ten million dollars ($10,000,000.00) with the First Inland Bank.
At present, this money is still deposited in the bank. The management of the bank just wrote to me because of the money is not been serviced. The bank suggested to me to issue a letter of authorization to someone who can manage the money because of my ill health and also threatened that the money will be confisticated.
I have been hospitalized in a hospital here in Switzerland where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs and by the Grace of God I was fortunate to have my computer laptop hence I am writing from the sick bed I rarely talk and the doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see that this money is invested in any charitable organization of your choice preferably, the disabled persons, and the motherless babies’ home; fund Churches,mosque, orphanages and widows.
I took this decision; before I rest in peace and very hopeful that you as God fearing person will help me achieve this objective even if I am no more. As soon as I receive your reply I will issue you with a letter of authority as the new beneficiary of my fund. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
You are requested to send to me the following information to enable me use it to write a Letter of Authorization on your behalf to the bank so that they will release the money to you as my new next of kin.
NAME: __________SURNAME:________
Send your reply to my private email address: mrsrosesmith333@london.ir
Waiting for your reply
Mrs. Rose Smith
My Response:
Dear Rose
God works in mysterious ways, does she not? As a True Christian myself, though, i have to ask:
What in God's Name did you do to deserve this misfortune?
You must have done something really bad to deserve such a shitty hand in life. What did you do? Kill kittens? Eat babies? You must have done something horrible, because if you were a true christians, you would not be suffering the way you are.
So, I will be glad to take the money off your hands, but I will burn it as soon as I get it, as it has been sullied by your sinful sinful ways. You whore.
Name: Jim Eweine Fake' (Fah-Key)
Surname: none
Sex: Not with whores like you
Age: Old enough to know better
Marital: Women are the vessels of disease and evil
Country: A little bit Rock and Roll
Contact Address: 10050 Cielo Drive, Benedict Canyon, Los Angeles 90210
Phone Number: (800) 555-2687
Occupation: Pediatrician
Hope this gets to you soon, as I need the money to fund cancer research to find out how to make MORE cancer.
Yours in Christ,
J.E.Fake'
I like em deaf and full of money
This one made me LOL so hard, you'd of thought I'd been Rick Rolled
ROM: STELLE & KEVIN KOMANA
ABIDJAN.IVORY COAST
WEST-AFRICA
DEAR, ONE
I AM DEAF GIRL MY NAME IS STELLE KOMANA THE DAUGHTER OF LATE DR AND MRS ALFRED KOMANA, MY FAHTER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN. THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 5TH OCTOBER 2005. MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS.
BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 29TH MARCH 2007 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$12.500.000 (TWELVE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND, UNITED STATES DOLLARS) LEFT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN.
HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE. (SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT).
I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE
FOLLOWING WAYS :
TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERED TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND AND MY YOUNGER BROTHER KEVIN IS 20 YEARS. TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR US TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER OUR EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY.
MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS.
FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.
ANTICIPATING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.AND PLEASE DO HURRY TO ASSIST US OUT HERE NOW THAT THIS COUNTRY IS IN POLITICAL CHOAS ,WE URGENTLY NEEDS YOUR KIND ATTENTION :
THANKS AND GOD BLESS
FROM: STELLE & KEVIN KOMANA
My Response
DEAR, TWO
WELL I AM SADENDED AND DEPRESSED BY YOUR PLIGHT. ALLOW ME TO HELP. MY NAME IS TURGID COCKMAN, AND I AM A MEMBER OF A CERTAIN SECRET SOCIETY KNOWN AS THE EASTER SEALS. WE ARE KNOWN TO HELP PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF IN TIMES OF NEAD, SO YOUR EMAIL CAME TO ME AS A NOT COINCIDENCE.
THE INFO NEEDED BY YOU IS SCRET AND SHOULD NOT BE USED BY ANYONE ELSE, AS IT CONTAINS 2 MILLION DOLLARS MEANT FOR SHAVING THE WORLD.
THE NAME ON THE BANK ACCOUNT IS SUCDIK LIKBAHLS, THE NUMBER IS 80086666665 THE ROUTING NUMBER IS 696969696969 AND THE BANK NAME IS FRED'S SAVINGS AND LOAN
I WOULD LOVE TO HELP OUT IN ANYWAY I CAN, IF THAT ALSO INCLUDES MARRYING YOU AND BRINGING YOU TO MY COUNTRY. I REALLY LIKE TO HAVE DIRTY, NASTY SEX WITH DEAF WOMEN, CAUSE THE MOANING ALONE IS ENOIUGH TO GET ME OFF. MAYBE I CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOUR BROTHER TOO, AS HE SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLETELY YOUNG AND HOT DISH FOR ME TO LAP UP.
HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON,
TURGID COCK-MAN.
P.S: I TRIED TO WRITE THIS EMAIL IN SIGN LANGUAGE, BUT IT WOULDN'T TYPE OUT. I HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT,
ROM: STELLE & KEVIN KOMANA
ABIDJAN.IVORY COAST
WEST-AFRICA
DEAR, ONE
I AM DEAF GIRL MY NAME IS STELLE KOMANA THE DAUGHTER OF LATE DR AND MRS ALFRED KOMANA, MY FAHTER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN. THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 5TH OCTOBER 2005. MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS.
BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 29TH MARCH 2007 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$12.500.000 (TWELVE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND, UNITED STATES DOLLARS) LEFT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN.
HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE. (SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT).
I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE
FOLLOWING WAYS :
TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERED TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND AND MY YOUNGER BROTHER KEVIN IS 20 YEARS. TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR US TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER OUR EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY.
MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS.
FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.
ANTICIPATING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.AND PLEASE DO HURRY TO ASSIST US OUT HERE NOW THAT THIS COUNTRY IS IN POLITICAL CHOAS ,WE URGENTLY NEEDS YOUR KIND ATTENTION :
THANKS AND GOD BLESS
FROM: STELLE & KEVIN KOMANA
My Response
DEAR, TWO
WELL I AM SADENDED AND DEPRESSED BY YOUR PLIGHT. ALLOW ME TO HELP. MY NAME IS TURGID COCKMAN, AND I AM A MEMBER OF A CERTAIN SECRET SOCIETY KNOWN AS THE EASTER SEALS. WE ARE KNOWN TO HELP PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF IN TIMES OF NEAD, SO YOUR EMAIL CAME TO ME AS A NOT COINCIDENCE.
THE INFO NEEDED BY YOU IS SCRET AND SHOULD NOT BE USED BY ANYONE ELSE, AS IT CONTAINS 2 MILLION DOLLARS MEANT FOR SHAVING THE WORLD.
THE NAME ON THE BANK ACCOUNT IS SUCDIK LIKBAHLS, THE NUMBER IS 80086666665 THE ROUTING NUMBER IS 696969696969 AND THE BANK NAME IS FRED'S SAVINGS AND LOAN
I WOULD LOVE TO HELP OUT IN ANYWAY I CAN, IF THAT ALSO INCLUDES MARRYING YOU AND BRINGING YOU TO MY COUNTRY. I REALLY LIKE TO HAVE DIRTY, NASTY SEX WITH DEAF WOMEN, CAUSE THE MOANING ALONE IS ENOIUGH TO GET ME OFF. MAYBE I CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOUR BROTHER TOO, AS HE SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLETELY YOUNG AND HOT DISH FOR ME TO LAP UP.
HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON,
TURGID COCK-MAN.
P.S: I TRIED TO WRITE THIS EMAIL IN SIGN LANGUAGE, BUT IT WOULDN'T TYPE OUT. I HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT,
DID YOU FORGOT?
Here's another:
DID YOU FORGOT YOUR FUND WITH US OR WHAT? was the title of a particularly aggressive spam message. here is the message.
LISTEN CAREFULLY,
THE BANK IS SERRIOUS ABOUT DECLARING YOUR FUND UNCLAIMED. I HAVE WRITTEN YOU SO
MANY TIMES WITHOUT HAVING RESPONSE FROM YOU.
IF THIS FUND IS DECLARED UNCLAIMED, YOUR FILE WILL BE DESTROY WHICH MEANS THAT
YOU WILL NEVER RECEIVE THIS FUND AGAIN.
GOD KNOWS THAT I HAVE TRIED MY BEST FOR YOU IN MAKING SURE YOU DON'T LOSE THIS
FUND BUT YOU CHOSED TO REMAIN MUTE. THIS MIGHT BE MY LAST MAIL TO YOU.
YOURS TRULY
YUSUF ABU
finding this incredibly aggressive, I responded
LISTEN CAREFULLY YUSUF,
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. UNDER YOUR CHAIR IS GIANT BEAR TRAP. YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF GLUED TO THE CHAIR. THE TRAP WILL GO OFF IN 6 HOURS AND SNAP YOUR LOWER HALF....I'M JUST KIDDING!!!!!! BUT THEN AGAIN WERE CLOSE EMAIL COMPANIONS, SO YOU KNEW THAT.
AS FOR THE BANK BEING SERRIOUS, TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF. WE DON'T NEED TO LIVE UNDER THEIR IMPOSSIBLE RULES. TELL THEM THEY CAN TAKE THAT MONEY AND STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. LIKE ANTARTICA. THEY AREN'T THE ONES IN CONTROL. WE ALL KNOW IT'S THE ILLUMINATIS AND THE JEW RUN MEDIA THAT IS IN CONTROL. .
GOD KNOWS THAT I HAVE BEEN IGNORING YOUR EMAILS FOR A WHILE. YOU'D THINK YOU'D GET THE HINT. I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, YUSUF. PLEASE STOP WRITING.
YOURS,
TURGID COCK
DID YOU FORGOT YOUR FUND WITH US OR WHAT? was the title of a particularly aggressive spam message. here is the message.
LISTEN CAREFULLY,
THE BANK IS SERRIOUS ABOUT DECLARING YOUR FUND UNCLAIMED. I HAVE WRITTEN YOU SO
MANY TIMES WITHOUT HAVING RESPONSE FROM YOU.
IF THIS FUND IS DECLARED UNCLAIMED, YOUR FILE WILL BE DESTROY WHICH MEANS THAT
YOU WILL NEVER RECEIVE THIS FUND AGAIN.
GOD KNOWS THAT I HAVE TRIED MY BEST FOR YOU IN MAKING SURE YOU DON'T LOSE THIS
FUND BUT YOU CHOSED TO REMAIN MUTE. THIS MIGHT BE MY LAST MAIL TO YOU.
YOURS TRULY
YUSUF ABU
finding this incredibly aggressive, I responded
LISTEN CAREFULLY YUSUF,
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. UNDER YOUR CHAIR IS GIANT BEAR TRAP. YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF GLUED TO THE CHAIR. THE TRAP WILL GO OFF IN 6 HOURS AND SNAP YOUR LOWER HALF....I'M JUST KIDDING!!!!!! BUT THEN AGAIN WERE CLOSE EMAIL COMPANIONS, SO YOU KNEW THAT.
AS FOR THE BANK BEING SERRIOUS, TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF. WE DON'T NEED TO LIVE UNDER THEIR IMPOSSIBLE RULES. TELL THEM THEY CAN TAKE THAT MONEY AND STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. LIKE ANTARTICA. THEY AREN'T THE ONES IN CONTROL. WE ALL KNOW IT'S THE ILLUMINATIS AND THE JEW RUN MEDIA THAT IS IN CONTROL. .
GOD KNOWS THAT I HAVE BEEN IGNORING YOUR EMAILS FOR A WHILE. YOU'D THINK YOU'D GET THE HINT. I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, YUSUF. PLEASE STOP WRITING.
YOURS,
TURGID COCK
African Cloths and Hand Jobs
Here's another one:
Attn:Beneficiary,
I cashed the check of $2.500 000.00 Million USA Dollars due to expiry and deposited it with DHL Courier Company Benin Branch, so contact the Director for your consignment Box note that the company did not know the true containt of the Consignment Box because the box was deposited as african cloths.
Dr.Jerry Uba
Email:(dhlexprescourie0@sify.com)
Tel +229 989 313 56
I have paid them for the delivery,the only money you will pay is $125 being the security fee to enable them deliver the parcel to your given address.Reconfirm your info to them and also ask the director to issue the tracking/airway bill once you send them the fee.
(1)YOUR FULL NAME: ________
(2)HOME/OFFICE ADDRESS: ________
(3)MOBILE PHONE NUMBER: _______
(4)NAME OF YOUR NEAREST AIRPORT: _______
(5)A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION: __________
SHIPMENT CODE AWB 33XZS
PACKAGE REGISTERED CODE NO XGT442.
SECURITY CODE SCTC/2001DHX/567/
TRANSACTION CODE 233/CSTC/101/33028/
CERTIFICATE DEPOSIT CODE SCTC/BUN/xxiv/-78/01
Update me once you receive your package,
Regards
Mr.Tony Williams
My Response:
Tony,
Shit man! Why didn't you tell me about the money?! I've been sitting in this dank hotel room for the past three days waiting on this email. What the hell is your problem man, why do you need all my information? We've been friends for years! You should have all that shit in your blackberry! As for the true containt of the box, I mean, you should have told me. I got the delivery and immediately sold the box to an African Cloths dealer. Dude, this is so fucked up.
I only got 50 bucks and hand job for the box. I bet that guy is laughing at me. and You. Mostly you, cause I have a big dick.
But now that we have both been humiliated and are broke, how about you come and visit?
I really miss your body.
ANyway, if you still need that info
Ottoman M. Pire
23236 Taint Place, John Hopkin's, RI 09876
The Melonville Airport 3839 Falcon Heene Memorial Drive, Uneeda, RI 09877
I don't have a scanner, but tell them you are me, they know me. I gave the manager a handjob
Love you so much it hurts,
Ottoman
Attn:Beneficiary,
I cashed the check of $2.500 000.00 Million USA Dollars due to expiry and deposited it with DHL Courier Company Benin Branch, so contact the Director for your consignment Box note that the company did not know the true containt of the Consignment Box because the box was deposited as african cloths.
Dr.Jerry Uba
Email:(dhlexprescourie0@si
Tel +229 989 313 56
I have paid them for the delivery,the only money you will pay is $125 being the security fee to enable them deliver the parcel to your given address.Reconfirm your info to them and also ask the director to issue the tracking/airway bill once you send them the fee.
(1)YOUR FULL NAME: ________
(2)HOME/OFFICE ADDRESS: ________
(3)MOBILE PHONE NUMBER: _______
(4)NAME OF YOUR NEAREST AIRPORT: _______
(5)A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION: __________
SHIPMENT CODE AWB 33XZS
PACKAGE REGISTERED CODE NO XGT442.
SECURITY CODE SCTC/2001DHX/567/
TRANSACTION CODE 233/CSTC/101/33028/
CERTIFICATE DEPOSIT CODE SCTC/BUN/xxiv/-78/01
Update me once you receive your package,
Regards
Mr.Tony Williams
My Response:
Tony,
Shit man! Why didn't you tell me about the money?! I've been sitting in this dank hotel room for the past three days waiting on this email. What the hell is your problem man, why do you need all my information? We've been friends for years! You should have all that shit in your blackberry! As for the true containt of the box, I mean, you should have told me. I got the delivery and immediately sold the box to an African Cloths dealer. Dude, this is so fucked up.
I only got 50 bucks and hand job for the box. I bet that guy is laughing at me. and You. Mostly you, cause I have a big dick.
But now that we have both been humiliated and are broke, how about you come and visit?
I really miss your body.
ANyway, if you still need that info
Ottoman M. Pire
23236 Taint Place, John Hopkin's, RI 09876
The Melonville Airport 3839 Falcon Heene Memorial Drive, Uneeda, RI 09877
I don't have a scanner, but tell them you are me, they know me. I gave the manager a handjob
Love you so much it hurts,
Ottoman
!0 MILLION DOLLARS!
Their email:
我有新的電郵地址！
你現可電郵給我：brownmrs.elizabeth@yahoo.com
- Dearest in Christ,Greetings in the name of God, Please let this not sound strange to you for my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early this year. I prayed and got your email id from your country's guest book which I have been with my late husband and liked to visit once more if God will in his infinite mercies.I am Mrs. Elizabeth Brown from London. I am 58 years old, I am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live for the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. i was brought up from a motherless babies home,i was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child, my husband died in a fatal motor accident, Before his death we were true Believers.Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of 10 million dollars with a CITIBANK LONDON Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get it confiscated. Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital here in Switzerland where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs. My doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. I t is my last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless babies home.I want you as God fearing person, to also use this money to fund churches,Mosques, orphanages and widows, I took this decision, before i rest in peace because my time will soon be up. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the CITIBANK LONDON Bank. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of my fund. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you soon. Mrs. Elizabeth Brown
My Response
Dear Mrs. Brown
You see, I appriciate your email and would love to accept this money on behalf of you. I find this compelling and interesting that out of all of the people you could choose, you would choose me. Well, let me tell you exactly what I would do with this amazing amount (10 million).
1) I would give 3 million dollars to the United Church of Satan
2) I would spend 2 million having Churches and Mosques torn down , while widows, orphans, and the homeless are all inside being fed LSD laced cookies. Then, I will light the rubble on fire and pee pee on the ashes.
3) Sexual Reassignment Surgery
4) I would give to cancer reserach to find out how to make MORE cancer.
That should cover the 10 million. On top of that, sex with scores of annoymous whores, male, female, in between, young, old, fat, skinny, and disease ridden. I will then wipe my penis on the salad tongs at Dennys during one of my many herpetic outbreaks. In short, I will fuck up the world. Thank you so much for making my dreams come true.
Yours in Christ,
Ottoman M. Pire
我有新的電郵地址！
你現可電郵給我：brownmrs.elizabeth
- Dearest in Christ,Greetings in the name of God, Please let this not sound strange to you for my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early this year. I prayed and got your email id from your country's guest book which I have been with my late husband and liked to visit once more if God will in his infinite mercies.I am Mrs. Elizabeth Brown from London. I am 58 years old, I am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live for the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. i was brought up from a motherless babies home,i was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child, my husband died in a fatal motor accident, Before his death we were true Believers.Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of 10 million dollars with a CITIBANK LONDON Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get it confiscated. Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital here in Switzerland where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs. My doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. I t is my last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless babies home.I want you as God fearing person, to also use this money to fund churches,Mosques, orphanages and widows, I took this decision, before i rest in peace because my time will soon be up. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the CITIBANK LONDON Bank. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of my fund. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you soon. Mrs. Elizabeth Brown
My Response
Dear Mrs. Brown
You see, I appriciate your email and would love to accept this money on behalf of you. I find this compelling and interesting that out of all of the people you could choose, you would choose me. Well, let me tell you exactly what I would do with this amazing amount (10 million).
1) I would give 3 million dollars to the United Church of Satan
2) I would spend 2 million having Churches and Mosques torn down , while widows, orphans, and the homeless are all inside being fed LSD laced cookies. Then, I will light the rubble on fire and pee pee on the ashes.
3) Sexual Reassignment Surgery
4) I would give to cancer reserach to find out how to make MORE cancer.
That should cover the 10 million. On top of that, sex with scores of annoymous whores, male, female, in between, young, old, fat, skinny, and disease ridden. I will then wipe my penis on the salad tongs at Dennys during one of my many herpetic outbreaks. In short, I will fuck up the world. Thank you so much for making my dreams come true.
Yours in Christ,
Ottoman M. Pire
They must have blank forms for Spam
-----Original Message-----
From: Sandra Bamba
To: undisclosed recipients: ;
Sent: Thu, Oct 29, 2009 12:33 pm
Subject: Help me dearest
Help me dearest
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business I am Miss Sandra Bamba 20 year old, My father was a very wealth cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip
My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special.Before the death of my father on November 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of six million seven hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($6.700,000) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only daugther for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his busines associates.
That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management. Moreover,Dear,I am willing to offer you 15%of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after, the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account.
Please reply to me in my email.
Thanks and God bless you.
Mis Sandra Bamba
Dear Sandra,
I am certainly very saddened by your losses. Coca sounds like it's a very nasty but profitable business. I recived another email of this sort from another family whose father died the same way. Could it be you two are related? Her story was better. She said she was deaf and was willing to marry me and touch me in a funny place if I took the money. By funny place I mean in the clown's tent at the circus, by marry me, i mean have freak deaky three way sex with her brother. And by three way sex, i mean, going to a high school prom and spiking the punch, and by spiking the punch, I mean fuck fest supreme with hot latin men. Plus, she offered me 20%.
If you cannot offer me these terms, I cannot help you.
Good luck,
Waiting for your response,
Turgid Cock
From: Sandra Bamba
To: undisclosed recipients: ;
Sent: Thu, Oct 29, 2009 12:33 pm
Subject: Help me dearest
Help me dearest
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business I am Miss Sandra Bamba 20 year old, My father was a very wealth cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip
My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special.Before the death of my father on November 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of six million seven hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($6.700,000) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only daugther for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his busines associates.
That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management. Moreover,Dear,I am willing to offer you 15%of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after, the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account.
Please reply to me in my email.
Thanks and God bless you.
Mis Sandra Bamba
Dear Sandra,
I am certainly very saddened by your losses. Coca sounds like it's a very nasty but profitable business. I recived another email of this sort from another family whose father died the same way. Could it be you two are related? Her story was better. She said she was deaf and was willing to marry me and touch me in a funny place if I took the money. By funny place I mean in the clown's tent at the circus, by marry me, i mean have freak deaky three way sex with her brother. And by three way sex, i mean, going to a high school prom and spiking the punch, and by spiking the punch, I mean fuck fest supreme with hot latin men. Plus, she offered me 20%.
If you cannot offer me these terms, I cannot help you.
Good luck,
Waiting for your response,
Turgid Cock
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