Monday, November 2, 2009

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-----Original Message-----
From: Sandra Bamba
To: undisclosed recipients: ;
Sent: Thu, Oct 29, 2009 12:33 pm
Subject: Help me dearest

Help me dearest

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business I am Miss Sandra Bamba 20 year old, My father was a very wealth cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip

My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special.Before the death of my father on November 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of six million seven hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($6.700,000) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only daugther for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his busines associates.

That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management. Moreover,Dear,I am willing to offer you 15%of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after, the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account.
Please reply to me in my email.

Thanks and God bless you.

Mis Sandra Bamba

Dear Sandra,

I am certainly very saddened by your losses. Coca sounds like it's a very nasty but profitable business. I recived another email of this sort from another family whose father died the same way. Could it be you two are related? Her story was better. She said she was deaf and was willing to marry me and touch me in a funny place if I took the money. By funny place I mean in the clown's tent at the circus, by marry me, i mean have freak deaky three way sex with her brother. And by three way sex, i mean, going to a high school prom and spiking the punch, and by spiking the punch, I mean fuck fest supreme with hot latin men. Plus, she offered me 20%.
If you cannot offer me these terms, I cannot help you.
Good luck,
Waiting for your response,

Turgid Cock

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