-----Original Message-----
From: MICHAEL KUHN
Sent: Wed, Oct 28, 2009 5:14 pm
Subject: YOUR OUTSTNDING PAYMENT
Michael Kuhn
Monetary and Capital Markets
Department Acting Director
Good day,
I found your name in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid (Contractors,
Inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was originated from
American, Europe, Asia plus Middle east and Africans, among the list of
individuals and companies that your unpaid fund has been located to the Standard
Chartered Bank, HSBC, Barclays Bank, Natwest Bank, Bank of America, Eco Bank
Nigeria plc and CBN Plus ATM payment to mention only but few. Your name appeared
among the beneficiaries who will receive a part- payment of US$15.5 million and
has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for
more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund.
However, we received an email from one Dr. Robert Walter who told us that he is
your next of kin and that you died in an auto crash some weeks. Dr Robert
Walter submitted account co-ordinates are as follows:
Bank of Lebanon
A/c no: 890458984589
Routing No: bl 275-79665
Aba no: BL-ANAJFG-FL
Beneficiary: Dr Robert Walter
He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him.We write to
confirm the genuinety of his information before the transfer could be made to
him accordingly, I apologize to you on behalf Of International Monetary Fund
(IMF) if we have received a false nformation http://www
failure to receive your funds earlier before now, which according to records in
the system has
been long overdue.
RECONFIRM YOUR INFORMATION BELOW IF YOU DID NOT INSTRUCT HIM
Your Full Name:
Address:
Telephone number:
Age:
Occupation:
Yours sincerely,
Michael Kuhn
Monetary and Capital Markets
Department Acting Director
Dearest Mike Kuhnt,
Oh my! I don't knoe a Dr. Walker and I am CERTINLY not dead. Actually, I am very much alive and hope to recive my money.
The informations you asked for:
Your Full Name: Ottoman M. Pire
Address: 10050 Cielo Drive, Benedict Canyon, Los Angeles, 90210
Telephone number: 887-794-7921
Age: 32
Occupation: Dancing Bear for the Russian Circus
I am hopeful to recives this money so I can make my blessings come true. Thank you for bbeing such a find human bean. There shuld be more pepoles like you.
Yours,
Ottoman M. Pire
His Response-
inance Department Director
International Monetary Fund. IMF
Attn; Ottoman M. Pire,
This is notify you that we understand your feelings surrounding your plight on your effort to receive your fund previously and inorder to clean up the situation, the International Monetary Fund {IMF} got involved to make sure that legitimate beneficiary like you were honestly and sincerely paid their funds to their respective Countrie's bank account.
I will only advice you to work harmonously with us at this point to ensure that you receive your fund to your designated bank account any where in the World so far you have the total control of the bank account to yourself.
We are going to take your instruction to make sure that your blessing comes through as you have indicated, I understand it categorrically that the bank will need a counter Affidavit of Claims for the year 2009 to process your immediate and legitimate transfer of the fund to your account in USA.
With this legal document of Affidavit, The issue of "back-room" and in the "dark" for your transfer and matter of exchanging data/divert of your fund to a wrong account will be totally take care off by the Legitimate Federal High Court and there will be no more divert of any kind once the Court has raise their Legal Powers on your name.
Once the Affidavit is obtained, I will give you directives on how you will receive your fund without any kind of hitch within 48 banking hours. You need to provide your full banking account where you want us to wire the funds.
With Regards to your person,
Michael Kuhn,
Finance Department Director
International Monetary Fund. IMF
Dear Micheal,
Thank you for helping me out here. I am sure I would be lost if not for such wonderful people in your countrie. Now, for a bumbshell. My name is not Ottoman M. Pire, but James Riddle Hoffa. ! I have been hiding out in these United States for 34 years. I need this money in order to come out of hiding and secure my place in the world once again. I am telling you this because you seem like a trustworthy soul who can keep a secret.
Obtaining the Affadavit will be a tough. if you could assist me, not using my old name, but my legal and quite real new name (Ottoman M. Pire. The M stands for Mildred), i would forever be in your debt. I would even pay you some of the money for your help. I know how that works, one hand washes the other. I should know, i was in the mafia, but everyone called it the union. Ever seen the film "The Godfather"? My life was nothing like that, it was just a good movie.
As for this Dr. Walker character, we (By that, I mean, the royal we), have taken care of his lying ways. He will no longer be able to walk (Wink, Wink), drive (Wink wink wink), or Breathe (wink wink wink wink wink wink) any mores. He told us (Plural, as in there were more than one of me) it was all your idea. He begged us to let him go, but we know that you yourself are a wonderful and trustworthy person.
So, Micheal, what i am saying: Don't fuck with us. Help us out and your will be rewarded the sum of 32 thousand teddy bears. And we'll also give it to you "In the back room"
Yours in Sexiness
Ottoman "Actually Jimmy Hoffa" M. Pire
Dancing bear for the Russian circus.
-----Original Message-----
From: Micheal Kuhn
Sent: Mon, Nov 2, 2009 12:15 pm
Subject: Dear Jimmy Hoffa" M. Pire
Dear Jimmy Hoffa" M. Pire
I think I have read your email very carefully, and I wish to state categorically the modus operandy of this agency, we are sorry to inform you that contacting you is never been a child's play, hence you have submitted face identoficvtion to us, we are unable to continue the process with you.
Sincerely,
Michael kuhn
Dear Micheal,
Great. Now I know you are serious, let's get started on the real shit. Those other names, yes they were lies. But that was only meant to throw you off from my real identity. My real name is "Bungalow" Eddie Kabrikian. I sell toasters and toaster accessories to bored housewives in Spokane. But what you should know is that if you had been "reading carefully" you would have realized I was doing "a child's play" all along. Besides, any real international organization worth it's weight in Nigerian Dollars can tell you "Modus Operandy", "face identoficvtion" are misspelled, as are many of your other words in many of your other emails. I am glad we are not doing business together or continuing this process because you can't spell.
Plus, selling toasters and toaster accessories is very profitable and I don't need your money. Plus, I can have as much sex with the bored housewives as I want. Plus, I am an extreterrestrial, and have powers way beyond that of a normal human bean. Plus, I am a ninja and I have throwing stars and uh, last time I checked, you didn't. Plus, Dances with Wolves won an Oscar. Plus, Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galatica.
So, have fun, good luck, and thank you
"Bungalow" Eddie Kabrikian
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