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你現可電郵給我：brownmrs.elizabeth
- Dearest in Christ,Greetings in the name of God, Please let this not sound strange to you for my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early this year. I prayed and got your email id from your country's guest book which I have been with my late husband and liked to visit once more if God will in his infinite mercies.I am Mrs. Elizabeth Brown from London. I am 58 years old, I am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live for the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. i was brought up from a motherless babies home,i was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child, my husband died in a fatal motor accident, Before his death we were true Believers.Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of 10 million dollars with a CITIBANK LONDON Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get it confiscated. Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital here in Switzerland where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs. My doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. I t is my last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless babies home.I want you as God fearing person, to also use this money to fund churches,Mosques, orphanages and widows, I took this decision, before i rest in peace because my time will soon be up. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the CITIBANK LONDON Bank. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of my fund. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you soon. Mrs. Elizabeth Brown
My Response
Dear Mrs. Brown
You see, I appriciate your email and would love to accept this money on behalf of you. I find this compelling and interesting that out of all of the people you could choose, you would choose me. Well, let me tell you exactly what I would do with this amazing amount (10 million).
1) I would give 3 million dollars to the United Church of Satan
2) I would spend 2 million having Churches and Mosques torn down , while widows, orphans, and the homeless are all inside being fed LSD laced cookies. Then, I will light the rubble on fire and pee pee on the ashes.
3) Sexual Reassignment Surgery
4) I would give to cancer reserach to find out how to make MORE cancer.
That should cover the 10 million. On top of that, sex with scores of annoymous whores, male, female, in between, young, old, fat, skinny, and disease ridden. I will then wipe my penis on the salad tongs at Dennys during one of my many herpetic outbreaks. In short, I will fuck up the world. Thank you so much for making my dreams come true.
Yours in Christ,
Ottoman M. Pire
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