Some short ones

The original:
Congratulations you have been seleted by the world Charity
Donations Organization,for the some payout of ($850,000.00)
for this year 2009 world Donations.Contact your payment officer.payment-release-order-form,FULL
NAMES:
ADDRESS:
COUNTRY:
SEX:
AGE:
OCCUPATION:
Email: agentlottor@administrativos.com
Mr Frank Odogun

The Response
Hey there,
Well I am suprised to have won this, considering I am on a different planet most of the time. Earth is like my summer home. I totally live on the Planet Mondo with the Lord High Executioner Ko-Ko.
I mean, we don't deal in earth money on my planet, we deal in Dilly Dops. Can I get the money changed to like that denomination? I mean, that would be great.
The breakdown is like this
$1.00 USD is like half a Dilly Dop, so like just double that amount, and you got it.
Full Names: Cesarean Sec Suhn
Address: Planet Mondo. Third House on the Right.
Country: and Western
Sex: You offering?
Age: Eons and Eons
Occupation: Monkey Sexer at the Monkey Egg Factory

Thank you,
Mr. Cesarean Sec Shun, ESQ, OBE


Another One:

You have won the sum of Seven Hundred And Ten Thousand Pounds from Microsoft Company on our October/November 2009 End of year bonanza.

You are to contact him with your details below;

1.Name.
2.Address.
3.Nationality.
4.Age.
5.Occupation.
6.Phone/Fax.

Contact Person:Greg Walter
Email :gregwalter2116@hotmail.com
gregwalter2117@hotmail.com

Congratulations once again.

Regards,
Dr.Mary Simon
Microsoft Award Office England

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Dear Greg,

I can speak gobbledygook too! Watch! Farley farley farley hufurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Gip gip gip gip gip gip NANNY! WhooWhooWhoo! NuckNuckNuck! Durpa durpa durp! Tum ta teetaly tum ta tum!
I so wanna be involved in this bonanza. Will Hoss and Little Joe be there?

Name: Humungo Harris
Address: Withheld for legal reasons
Nationality: I am a national treasure
Age: Older than you
Occupation: Super Hero
Phone/Fax: Who has a fax machine any more?

You know how to reach me. Now do it.
Don't make me dance for you.

-H.H.