I like em deaf and full of money

This one made me LOL so hard, you'd of thought I'd been Rick Rolled
ROM: STELLE & KEVIN KOMANA
ABIDJAN.IVORY COAST
WEST-AFRICA

DEAR, ONE

I AM DEAF GIRL MY NAME IS STELLE KOMANA THE DAUGHTER OF LATE DR AND MRS ALFRED KOMANA, MY FAHTER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN. THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 5TH OCTOBER 2005. MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS.

BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 29TH MARCH 2007 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$12.500.000 (TWELVE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND, UNITED STATES DOLLARS) LEFT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN.

HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE. (SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT).
I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE
FOLLOWING WAYS :

TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERED TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND AND MY YOUNGER BROTHER KEVIN IS 20 YEARS. TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR US TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER OUR EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS.

FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.

ANTICIPATING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.AND PLEASE DO HURRY TO ASSIST US OUT HERE NOW THAT THIS COUNTRY IS IN POLITICAL CHOAS ,WE URGENTLY NEEDS YOUR KIND ATTENTION :

THANKS AND GOD BLESS

FROM: STELLE & KEVIN KOMANA

My Response

DEAR, TWO

WELL I AM SADENDED AND DEPRESSED BY YOUR PLIGHT. ALLOW ME TO HELP. MY NAME IS TURGID COCKMAN, AND I AM A MEMBER OF A CERTAIN SECRET SOCIETY KNOWN AS THE EASTER SEALS. WE ARE KNOWN TO HELP PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF IN TIMES OF NEAD, SO YOUR EMAIL CAME TO ME AS A NOT COINCIDENCE.
THE INFO NEEDED BY YOU IS SCRET AND SHOULD NOT BE USED BY ANYONE ELSE, AS IT CONTAINS 2 MILLION DOLLARS MEANT FOR SHAVING THE WORLD.
THE NAME ON THE BANK ACCOUNT IS SUCDIK LIKBAHLS, THE NUMBER IS 80086666665 THE ROUTING NUMBER IS 696969696969 AND THE BANK NAME IS FRED'S SAVINGS AND LOAN
I WOULD LOVE TO HELP OUT IN ANYWAY I CAN, IF THAT ALSO INCLUDES MARRYING YOU AND BRINGING YOU TO MY COUNTRY. I REALLY LIKE TO HAVE DIRTY, NASTY SEX WITH DEAF WOMEN, CAUSE THE MOANING ALONE IS ENOIUGH TO GET ME OFF. MAYBE I CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOUR BROTHER TOO, AS HE SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLETELY YOUNG AND HOT DISH FOR ME TO LAP UP.
HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON,
TURGID COCK-MAN.

P.S: I TRIED TO WRITE THIS EMAIL IN SIGN LANGUAGE, BUT IT WOULDN'T TYPE OUT. I HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT,