DID YOU FORGOT?

Here's another:
DID YOU FORGOT YOUR FUND WITH US OR WHAT? was the title of a particularly aggressive spam message. here is the message.

LISTEN CAREFULLY,



THE BANK IS SERRIOUS ABOUT DECLARING YOUR FUND UNCLAIMED. I HAVE WRITTEN YOU SO
MANY TIMES WITHOUT HAVING RESPONSE FROM YOU.



IF THIS FUND IS DECLARED UNCLAIMED, YOUR FILE WILL BE DESTROY WHICH MEANS THAT
YOU WILL NEVER RECEIVE THIS FUND AGAIN.



GOD KNOWS THAT I HAVE TRIED MY BEST FOR YOU IN MAKING SURE YOU DON'T LOSE THIS
FUND BUT YOU CHOSED TO REMAIN MUTE. THIS MIGHT BE MY LAST MAIL TO YOU.

YOURS TRULY

YUSUF ABU


finding this incredibly aggressive, I responded

LISTEN CAREFULLY YUSUF,



I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. UNDER YOUR CHAIR IS GIANT BEAR TRAP. YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF GLUED TO THE CHAIR. THE TRAP WILL GO OFF IN 6 HOURS AND SNAP YOUR LOWER HALF....I'M JUST KIDDING!!!!!! BUT THEN AGAIN WERE CLOSE EMAIL COMPANIONS, SO YOU KNEW THAT.



AS FOR THE BANK BEING SERRIOUS, TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF. WE DON'T NEED TO LIVE UNDER THEIR IMPOSSIBLE RULES. TELL THEM THEY CAN TAKE THAT MONEY AND STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. LIKE ANTARTICA. THEY AREN'T THE ONES IN CONTROL. WE ALL KNOW IT'S THE ILLUMINATIS AND THE JEW RUN MEDIA THAT IS IN CONTROL. .



GOD KNOWS THAT I HAVE BEEN IGNORING YOUR EMAILS FOR A WHILE. YOU'D THINK YOU'D GET THE HINT. I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, YUSUF. PLEASE STOP WRITING.



YOURS,

TURGID COCK