YOUR PARCKEGE

Attn,
I have paid the fee for your cheque draft and i took it to the FINANCIAL BANK PLC to confirm it then the Manager of the Bank MR BENARD UGO told me that before the check can get to you it will expire on the way and if it expired it will become useless so He advice me to convert $1.2m (ONE MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) into cash and pack it into the strong iron box and deposit it in FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC to deliver it in cash to you.and i did it as he advice me because he is a banker he knows the durability of any foriegn check or draft.

I deposited the said package in the FedEX EXpress Delivey Company as an cotton materials for ecuirty reasons. This is the registration Number of your Package Fed/122p/mtm/2007 Zip Code;0113388 so do not let the company to know the real contents of the package so that they can deliver it for you safely.

I want you to contact the company immediately with the following informations though i give them your information but you need to reconfirm it for them.Below is the required
infomation you need to give them now,

1.YOUR FULL NAME AND HOME ADDRESS
2.YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3.A COPY OF YOUR PHOTO
4.YOUR AGE AND MARITAL STATUS

All these things is needed from you now to submmit to the company for urgent delivery of your package contains $1.2M Please contact the delivery company immediately and reconfirm your info to them to enable their agent locate you when he arrived in our country.This is the company contact info.

DR.JAMES BROWN Director General
Tel;+22998452423
Email;(fedex_delivery44@sify.com)
FEDEX EXpress Delivery Company Benin Republic.

Please contact the company immediately you receive this email so that your package will leave tonight to be deliver to you.Get back to me as soon as you receive your package from the company.

God Bless you..
SECRETARY JOHN UBA

My response:

Dear Fed-Ex,
So my buddy John Uba tells me you're with holding my package cause you don't have my information. Well here's the information you need, cause I need that fuckin money! i don't think you know who you are dealing with here. I am the upmost supreme taco here. You don't fuck with me man. If that money is in my name, it's in my name. That means it's mine, You don't mess with me or my friends. Especially John. He's a badass who's got a bad ass knife. So here's that fuckin info for my parckege.
Name: Ottoman M. Pire
Home Address: 10050 Cielo Drive, Benidict Canyon, Saskatoon. 33894
Occupation: Underwriter for NPR Blood Drives
Photo is attached.
Age:35
Marital Status-Seriously Regretting it.

So there you are. i Better get my fuckin money,
-Ottoman