Dear Friend
Greetings in the name of God let my plea not sound strange to you dearest one my only attorney who has been helpful died lately to my utmost dismay. As a result of my lawyer's death I have for sometime prayed incessantly before through your country's guest book I got your email address and decided to crave your indulgence on my condition.
I am Mrs. Rose Smith a Christian from Britain, I am 58 years old, I am suffering from a long time cancer of the lungs, which has partially affected my brain, and from all indication my condition is really deteriorating. According to my doctors my health is very poor because of the cancer ailment. Dear one I was brought up as an orphan and was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child, my husband died in a fatal motor accident, before his death we were true Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of ten million dollars ($10,000,000.00) with the First Inland Bank.
At present, this money is still deposited in the bank. The management of the bank just wrote to me because of the money is not been serviced. The bank suggested to me to issue a letter of authorization to someone who can manage the money because of my ill health and also threatened that the money will be confisticated.
I have been hospitalized in a hospital here in Switzerland where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs and by the Grace of God I was fortunate to have my computer laptop hence I am writing from the sick bed I rarely talk and the doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see that this money is invested in any charitable organization of your choice preferably, the disabled persons, and the motherless babies’ home; fund Churches,mosque, orphanages and widows.
I took this decision; before I rest in peace and very hopeful that you as God fearing person will help me achieve this objective even if I am no more. As soon as I receive your reply I will issue you with a letter of authority as the new beneficiary of my fund. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
You are requested to send to me the following information to enable me use it to write a Letter of Authorization on your behalf to the bank so that they will release the money to you as my new next of kin.
NAME: __________SURNAME:________
Send your reply to my private email address: mrsrosesmith333@london.ir
Waiting for your reply
Mrs. Rose Smith
My Response:
Dear Rose
God works in mysterious ways, does she not? As a True Christian myself, though, i have to ask:
What in God's Name did you do to deserve this misfortune?
You must have done something really bad to deserve such a shitty hand in life. What did you do? Kill kittens? Eat babies? You must have done something horrible, because if you were a true christians, you would not be suffering the way you are.
So, I will be glad to take the money off your hands, but I will burn it as soon as I get it, as it has been sullied by your sinful sinful ways. You whore.
Name: Jim Eweine Fake' (Fah-Key)
Surname: none
Sex: Not with whores like you
Age: Old enough to know better
Marital: Women are the vessels of disease and evil
Country: A little bit Rock and Roll
Contact Address: 10050 Cielo Drive, Benedict Canyon, Los Angeles 90210
Phone Number: (800) 555-2687
Occupation: Pediatrician
Hope this gets to you soon, as I need the money to fund cancer research to find out how to make MORE cancer.
Yours in Christ,
J.E.Fake'
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